Drunk Food, Ranked - Brighton Edition

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Kate Dennett

19 Jun 2018

The definitive and enlightening ranking of drunk food in Brighton. Impartial and highly scientific.

One of the biggest struggles on a night out is deciding where to go afterwards for your greasy fast-food, whatever your go-to food is after a few drinks. Take a look at this top five locations for students to head into after a night out, putting an end to those hunger pains.

Buddies

Anyone living in Brighton will be familiar with one of Brighton’s best-loved drunken locations, perfect for grabbing some quick fast-food. Buddies is both a fish and chip shop, attached to the next part of the shop, serving pies and hot dogs, giving drunken attendees a wide range of food to choose from, depending upon their craving of the moment. Its vast choice, speedy service and excellent location places Buddies at the top for drunken-food-shenanigans.

Market Diner

Giving you the option of a full-English after a night-out, Market Diner understandably gets absolutely packed during the early hours of the morning. The portion sizes are enormous, properly satisfying the appetite of a drunken food-goer after a night out. With the atmosphere at its peak during the night, it's exactly the atmosphere and greasy food that is much needed before heading home.

RFC 

Close to many of the pubs and clubs in Brighton’s city centre, RFC ends up being the go-to option for many clubbers on their way to Old Steine bus stop at the end of the night. It's hard to resist nipping into RFC to grab some chicken to eat while waiting for the bus, solving those early-morning hunger pains. Chicken fans out there will repeatedly find themselves in RFC, despite earlier in the evening attempting to resist the temptation, bringing clubbers back again and again.

Subway

It’s a pretty mainstream option, but sometimes you just can’t beat a typical Subway sandwich. Situated conveniently near both Old Steine bus stop and Revenge, you may find yourself nipping into Subway after a night out for a foot-long, or a cookie, moving away from the standard chips option. Their generous portion sizes and huge options for fillings make Subway the perfect choice for hungry, tipsy students after an evening dancing the night away.

Lee Garden

If you're trying to venture away from chips and nuggets after a night out, you could always head down to this Chinese takeaway, open until 4am. For those who fancy a cheeky Chinese in the early hours of the morning, Lee Garden is the place to be, with the friendly staff and quick service accommodating your drunken needs. Like most Chinese restaurants, there are vast options to choose from, meaning you can go wild and order a bit of everything to take home and gorge on.