Every festival gets a fake poster for it made every year. Reading & Leeds this year, for example, had about 10 made in the run up to the actual announcement, all predicting some big headline acts that sadly never actually made it in the end.

Last we heard, Stormzy was rumoured to be a headliner for next year's party at Worthy Farm, but a new lineup has been created and is currently doing the rounds on socials. If you see this lineup, don't believe it just yet.


We may end up with the biggest festival in the world right now headlined by Madonna, Paul McCartney and Lady Gaga, because, you know, nothing like giving the best current talent their chance to shine. But thankfully, this poster has been confirmed as rubbish, both in its validity and, let's face it, quality.

Tickets go on sale in early to mid October for Glasto 2019 after it took a year off this summer, and if you want to attend you need to register first. But if we do end up with one member of The Beatles, Rick Astley and popstar who was massive in the noughties who hasn't had a number one album in six years... you can probably give it a miss.

Expect many more made up announcements across the coming months.